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PLEASE LET ME BE A SPONSOR!

My job put me on leave of absense, and I have $300 dollars in upcoming bills. My current bank account balance is ten dollars. Guess who it’s for? Not my landlord, that’s for sure. Come on, just give me the upgrade option!


Can I be a sponsor yet?

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I wish I had people comment on my stuff

Wow. That title was WAY too self-explanatory. But seriously, I wish I had people commenting on me, and telling me I was “funny” or “lame” or “ditto” or something. I think that would be cool, and I’m sure I’d earn special prizes! So come on, guys! How about it? Make comments on my comments?


Isn’t it supposed to roll every Tuesday?

The archives? I mean, they roll then, right? I don’t think they did, did they? Roll over, boy! Come on. I’ll give you a . . . comment? *sigh* You frustrate me.


I desperately want to become a sponsor.

You know, guys, I would’ve given you ten bucks just for the last month. Pity that you closed it up. Anyway, so now I have to wait for all sorts of shit to happen. Also, I believe in God, and I’m proud of that fact. *go to bed, Bobbo, go to bed* Yes, okay. Where . . . where am I? Holy shit! Red Vs Blue! I love this site!


You make me feel better.

It’s a plain and simple fact. Whatever the fuck is going on in my life, RvB is the place where I can let it all go, and laugh like hell. Thank you RvB. You’re better than porn


Made a Comment

Yeah, so I saw a new video, and that was pretty damn cool. And then I made a comment. My first. But, like your first time getting laid, it’s kind of a dissapointment. No major response, no high ratings, and the thrill is over before you know it. *sighs* Ah well. Story of my life.