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You make me feel better.

It’s a plain and simple fact. Whatever the fuck is going on in my life, RvB is the place where I can let it all go, and laugh like hell. Thank you RvB. You’re better than porn


Made a Comment

Yeah, so I saw a new video, and that was pretty damn cool. And then I made a comment. My first. But, like your first time getting laid, it’s kind of a dissapointment. No major response, no high ratings, and the thrill is over before you know it. *sighs* Ah well. Story of my life.


Eagerly Awaiting

Like a blushing bride awaiting her wedding night, I’m horny for more red vs blue. But in a very masculine, very straight sort of way. I’m looking forward to next season, to becoming a sponsor, to hi res videos, to season four, and to the closer at hand rotation of the archives and nabbing more videos. Yay!


*Waits Patiently*

Yeah, so, I’m just waiting for new episodes, and the oporunity to become a sponsor. Also, I like pasta. That stuff is pretty good. Also, I keep getting this server glitch where an episode thinks it has downloaded after about 30-40 percent through, and when I try to download it again, it just says it’s finished, but doesn’t repair the installation, even if I have deleted the file. That’s pretty lame. Wish I could do something about that.

KK. That’s it.
`lost azrael


So, I’m not just a n00b

Yeah, so, did anyone think of putting it in the FAQ that membership was closed? Damn them. Damn them all!

Wait! Wait, I didn’t mean that! Come back, my friends! Please dont’ leave me . . . *sniffles* . . . .


Still Stumped

Is it truly just my seemingly infinite n00bness, or is there really not a link to upgrade right now? I mean, it would make sense. They are at the end of the season, after all. Perhaps it has all expired. *sighs and screams out* Won’t someone please CLARIFY! CLARIFY, DAMN IT!


I feel the horrors of my own n00bness

I sign up at long last, and find that I have no idea how to become a sponsor. Even the sponsorship FAQ does not help me. I don’t want to post anything in the forums, and I don’t want to sound like a n00b. Alas, I fear I am! I sit here and weep, hoping that something will save me from my ignorance.

In the meantime, I blame the site. There is no upgrade button! I swear, there is no upgrade button!